The unvarnished lowdown on the entire British Massage Parlour scene. Once you have paid £15 for membership of the official McCoy's Guide Access Society, you get the following:
- The McCoy's Massage Parlour Guide. A copy of the guide sent to your address.
- The McCoy's Directory. Access to continually updated information on the entire British massage parlour scene with colour photos, essentially a regularly updated full colour guide book, with a lot more photos than you get in the book. Furthermore as I expand the nature of my travels, to Ireland, to Amsterdam, to Hamburg etc. etc. you will be the first to get my full rundown on the scene in these places.
- The McCoy's Gallery. Photos galore from parlours past and present from all over the U.K. A unique photographic record.
If you want to know more about what is in the guidebook or in the directory, check out the guide or the directory sections below.
Finally you will note we need your postal and e-mail addresses and regrettably we can only give you access to the directory on the next working day. This is simply to guard against the unfortunately rampant phenomenon of internet credit card fraud and is no reflection on you personally. It is simply so we can minimise the potential problems and our expenses in this area.
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Have you ever felt the need for a relaxing massage, but not known where to
go, what to do and what to expect?
Perhaps you have rung up, been assured the facilities are first class and the
staff the best in town. All too often when you turn up you discover the reality
is rather different. In some establishments you will not be able to inspect the
staff and facilities until you have parted with a not inconsiderable fee. Having
criss-crossed the country over and over again for the past four years, George
McCoy has now come up with the guide of the century - the first comprehensive
guide to this nation's massage parlours.
Now you can tell where to go and where not to go.
- Where the most beautiful girls are.
- Where there are exotic selections of ladies from all around the
globe.
- Where the most sumptuous surroundings are to be found.
- When the parlours are open.
- How many ladies you will find in any particular parlour.
- Which parlours have saunas, jacuzzis, videos etc.
- Even notes on where to park your car...
Suffice it to say that this guide is now your best bet to separating the fact
from the fiction in this industry. Designed to take the guesswork out of
choosing a massage parlour, and to give you some indication of the best
masseuses, it will provide you with all the information you might expect to
receive (after suitable interpretation) prom the management - and a great deal
more. Where a lady is recommended, I have had numerous reports as to how well
the lady performs. Where it is simply indicated that she is of note, I have only
had the odd report on her ability. Where credit is due - for facilities,
cleanliness, value, choice, quality etc. it is duly given. Where there is
clearly room for improvement, we say so. In every case, our purpose remains the
same: we intend to provide an objective, honest and accurate appraisal of every
massage parlour in the country. |
